He’s no Keanu Reeves.
A viral video shows a knuckleheaded New Yorker gripping onto the back of a BxM1 express bus making its way down the Harlem River Drive.
“Bruh, yo, is this guy kidding me? Bro, we’re on the highway!” says the person filming the clip, which was posted by the “What is New York?” Instagram account.
The low-budget “Speed” remake is timestamped Tuesday at 2:25 p.m.
Transit officials did not immediately confirm the incident — but were nonetheless displeased.
“This is incredibly dumb and dangerous. Never do it,” MTA rep Andrei Berman said in a statement.